unfortunately nikki

The idea is quite simple and has been done by others before me.

Simply do a Google search on your name preceded by the word “unfortunately”.

Example results:

• Unfortunately Nikki didn’t get much chance to get on stage during secondary school as she was always commandeered for the school orchestra to play the flute.
• Unfortunately, Nikki seems to sense that she’s about to be replaced, and that doesn’t sit well with her.
• Unfortunately, Nikki’s going to have to be confined to her crate for the next 3 weeks.
• The ball was headed towards the net but unfortunately Nikki got her head in the way.
• Unfortunately, as Nikki becomes more delusional, she also becomes less engaging.
• Unfortunately Nikki has returned to Uni.

All well and good (or not, as the case may be), but I was wondering if this might be expanded to construct more of a narrative.

One day Nikki…; happily Nikki…; unpredictably Nikki…; unfortunately Nikki…; and then Nikki…; with the result that Nikki…